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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, playful statement—‘Busy Raising Feral Children’—rendered in vintage-inspired lettering with lightning accents. It feels soft against the skin thanks to ring-spun cotton and a smooth knit that keeps prints crisp. Wear it on chaotic school mornings, playground runs, or relaxed weekends when humor and comfort are the day's priorities. The classic fit sits naturally at the shoulders and chest; the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape through repeat washings. It’s an honest, slightly irreverent piece that slips easily into a parent’s everyday rotation—laughable, real, and made to last.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and less fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve\/neck label printing for sharp graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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