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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Lightweight, soft, and quietly bold — this crew-neck tee slips into everyday life with a wink. The small, vintage-inspired chest emblem reads “life in prison” beneath a tiny bicycle graphic, giving the shirt a dry, ironic humor that lands best with folks who favor subtle satire over loud slogans. The fabric feels smooth against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to the classic fit and tubular knit. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for an offhanded, clever look on weekend rides, or keep it simple with jeans and sneakers for coffee runs and city strolls. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations without shouting, for people who appreciate muted design, gentle texture, and a smart sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight (153 g\/m²) feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printed details (sleeve and inner neck prints use DTF) for crisp graphics\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 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